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Voluntary Cognitive Relinquishment

DEPT OF COGNITIVE SANITATION // INTAKE FACILITY

Form CRI-7701 Rev. 3 (1986)

FOR OFFICIAL USE

Designation of Troublesome Recollection

Primary Clinical Diagnosis

CONDITION A - Inability to Forget (Standard)CONDITION B - Inability to Remember (Paradoxical)CONDITION C - Insufficient Brain FlaccidityCONDITION D - Future Memory DisturbanceCONDITION E - Non-Absurdist Memory Association Disorder

Estimated Temporal Origin

Emotional Resonance (1-10)

Justification for Erasure

I hereby certify that I am the sole owner of this memory. I understand that memory destruction is permanent, non-refundable, and may result in a sudden, lingering sense of loss or profound existential dread. I release the Cognitive Research Institute from all liability.